Is it okay to take a ''SEXUAL'' shower on your Birthday


Tookie Bear , Monday, 16th of August 2010 11:57:31 PM

A little boy goes up to his mom and says ''mommy can take a shower with 
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you?''
The mom says no, so the boys goes ''please it is my 
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birthday'' ''Ok'' says the mom
''just do not look up or down'' ''Ok 
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l promise'' says the boy. But as soon as they're
in the shower the 
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boy looks up and says ''mommy what are those?'' so the mom says
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/>''those are my headlights'' ''oh'' says the boy. Then he looks down and 
says ''mommy
what is that?'' so she says ''that is my bush'' ''oh'' 
said the boy.
So later the boy goes up to his dad and says ''daddy 
can take a shower with
you?'' and the dad says ''no''. ''Please it 
is my birthday'' ''ok'' said the dad ''just
do not look down'' ''ok 
l promise'' said the boy.
But as soon as they're in the shower the 
boy looks down and says ''daddy what is
that?'' so the dad says 
''that is my snake'' ''oh'' said the boy.
So later that night the 
boy says ''mommy, daddy can l get in bed with you l had
a bad 
dream'' ''no'' say his parents. ''Please it is my birthday'' ''Ok'' said 
his
parents ''just do not look under the covers'' ''ok l promise'' 
said the boy.
But as soon as he is in the bed he looks under the 
covers and screams ''mom turn
your head lights there is a snake in 
your bush!''
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LoveBucketS , Tuesday, 17th of August 2010 05:02:10 AM

k:)  
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gigglebutt<3 , Wednesday, 18th of August 2010 01:57:08 PM

Sorry hon, but that is very old and not so funny. Better luck  
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next time!!  
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honeybean , Thursday, 19th of August 2010 06:54:25 AM

ok  
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thugaboo babyboo , Friday, 20th of August 2010 08:52:51 PM

That was funny- but i cant believe any parent would be having  
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sex while their child was in bed with them.. thats just wrong!!  
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Bear , Saturday, 21st of August 2010 12:52:24 AM

ok  
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chicken scratch* , Sunday, 22nd of August 2010 11:28:03 PM

THAT IS SO FIRST GRADE!!  
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